February 12, 2004

Fun news day

Matt Drudge is reporting that allegations have arisen concerning a possible extra-marital affair on the part of Democratic front-runner John Kerry. This, it seems, why Dean remains in the race after failing to win a single state in the past few weeks, and why he has become "increasingly aggressive" towards Kerry in the recent past. What fun this could turn out to be.

In other news, Israeli police have come up with a little bit of genius: place bags of pig lard on public busses to deter potential suicide bombers. This is a fantastic idea. The odds of getting into Paradise while ceremonially unclean are somewhat dubious, no?

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Posted by ryan at February 12, 2004 02:11 PM | TrackBack
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that is brilliant.

Posted by: gosey at February 12, 2004 02:30 PM

It's about time. This is a great idea.

Maybe Israeli citizens should also carry small water guns filled with filtered pig urine.

Posted by: ron at February 12, 2004 02:48 PM

That is a genius idea, absolute genius.

Posted by: rob at February 12, 2004 03:12 PM

That's so freaking brilliant and hilarious I just dont know WHAT to think.

I sure hope it works.

Posted by: JosiahQ at February 12, 2004 04:36 PM
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