February 17, 2004
Back now
Last weekend I drove to PA for a wedding. The eldest daughter of a family that I grew up with got hitched on Saturday. The trip was kind of hectic, since my mom went in for unplanned minor surgery on Friday afternoon, and I wound up visiting both sets of grandparents. But it was good. And now I'm back in Chattavegas.
I leave you with this list, entitled "The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In the US Army". My current favorites: "I am not authorized to initiate jihad," "Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophacy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me," and "If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine, it means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'"
