Ranting to /dev/null

As a dog

Sick, that is. Well, I am anyway. I am currently sitting at home, wishing my stomach would stop doing an impression of medieval trebuchets and keep something down for a few minutes here and there. Needless to say, I am not at work. Which actually kind of sucks, for two reasons. Reason one: I feel awful. That should be reason enough, come to think of it. Reason two: This means that I will have worked five days out of the past ten business days, and that assumes I make it into work tomorrow, which at the current time is a bit of an assumption my part. Last weekend a funeral, the weekend before a wedding, and now I'm sick. Yay.