Ranting to /dev/null

I guess I can do this

So yesterday I drove to western New York with a friend so she could do pictures of a wedding. As I had never met any of the people involved in the wedding before, the car ride was significantly more fun than the actual event.

See, here's the thing. I'm not sure whether or not it's possible to set up a hit on one's self or not, but I'm gonna try. I hereby declare to anyone who reads this that if in my wedding either a Tim McGraw song is used as the processional ("She's My Kind of Rain" in this case) or a Third Day song (an electronic keyboard arrangement of "Agnus Dei") is used as the recessional, whoever wants to may kill me with whatever means they deem appropriate. Use of deadly force is authorized.