Ranting to /dev/null

"Gentlemen, start your shopping carts"

Just when you though that Wal-Mart didn't have anything going for it, college students - especially in rural areas - are finding that the stores make an excellent staging area for various not-strictly-retail games, including "10 in 10", where two teams spend ten minutes filling a shopping cart with random objects from around the store, switch carts, and compete to see who can be the first to return to the front of the store with an empty cart, all the items having been returned to the shelves from whence they came.

In retrospect, that was a really long sentence. Thank you. Thank you very much.