Ranting to /dev/null

Just too funny

I know there are troubling privacy and civil liberty implications of this, but I just find it hilarious. The temptation to abuse those things for personal humor must be unbearable.

"Hey you! Yeah, you in the suit with the hamburger. Put it down. Your ass clearly doesn't need it. That's right, I'm talking to you. Put down the burger. Now walk away. Slowly. Keep going..."

At this point the operator would have his co-worker run outside and grab a free lunch.