Ranting to /dev/null

Hyperventilation

I'm pretty ambivalent about the upcoming election. Sure, the Republicans are schmucks, doing a bad job, and don't deserve to have control of either house of Congress, let alone both, but nothing I've seen suggests the Democrats are capable of doing a better job, and I've seen plenty that suggests they're godless heathens. Suffice it to say that while I can't bring myself to vote for the Republicans, neither can I bring myself to vote for the other guy. So I'm staying home, as it were.

Here's a humorous take on what would happen should the Democrats actually take control of Congress next week. Personally, I just wonder how Pelosi can make any of her comments with a straight face.